'Damn cyclists never stop at red lights.'
Red Light Rebel T-Shirts
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Up, Up and Away?
Little girl dangling from her horse track.
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'
'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
Pirates at the mall.
"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."
Institute for Artificial Intelligence.
A souped up car...
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved
Hipster Police Department
Unabridged Dictionary
Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!
"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'
The Threat of AI
'Now that's what I call fast food.'
GAP. GAP. NO GAP.
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'
In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.
"Security is lax on this side."
"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."
No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing
It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.
'Hey man that's a gas!'
'Next.'
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