Recycling Ringleader Pillows

Bottle Bank.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Eco Princess

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

recycling

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Green Trash

The birth of junk mail.

Dustbin monster.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Bin Inspector

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Recycled garbage

Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

Too much information.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."