Recruitment Raconteur Prints

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

'You think you're so clever don't you...you thought you could get past our recruitment safeguards...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"The boss says he can remember the day I first started...but nothing after that."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"I'll need a three iron."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?"

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

"Aside from Domino’s, China Palace and Lupe’s Fiesta Garden, do you have any professional references?"

'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.'

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

"Considering my cash flow, best practices would prescribe that you pick up the check."

Prince Philip

Tell me what you know about destiny...