Recovery Process Prints

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Walking sticks

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Barbeque Casualty.

Self-esteem room

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'