Recovery Milestone Mugs

'I've been clean for six months now.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Our war is against cancer."

Anonymous Alcoholics.

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'Not...one...drop.'

Drug signpost

'That's him back on the booze again!'

Tough Love Birds

Finally Sober

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

Cardiac Recovery.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Pilot with champagne.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."