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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

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"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cardiac Recovery.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

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