Recovering Patients Cheerleader Mugs

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'60 is the new 40.'

Normal People Support Group

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Get well soon.

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

The motherhood

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'Doctor says you should to learn to relax and not point a toy gun at police.'

Summer options for the young.

"Good morning, it's time for your good doc bad doc routine."

Big Society Bank

Blue Balloon