Recovering From Stress T-Shirts

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Counting ribs

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Spa

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Social distancing

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Vlad the Inhaler

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'