Recovering From A Hard Time Prints

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Spa

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Vlad the Inhaler

I should probably get out more.

Self-esteem room

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."