Reconstruction Enthusiast Mugs

Japan-Reconstruction

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found the termites!'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Your Home Remodel Team

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Building a company.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'