Recipe Juggler Prints

The Inexperienced Cook

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

To do before Saturday...

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Acclaimed mother.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Witches of Instagram

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'