Recipe Innovator Pillows

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

'I can't talk now. I'm live blogging Harry's reaction to my Chicory Glazed Venison Loin.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Swiss Army Stove.

Paul Bocuse caricature

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."