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'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Before you say anything...'

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'Crisis'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Economy.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry