Recession Reader Mugs

Bad news airbag

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

White House Garage Sale.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Crisis'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Economy.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

Recession

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Federal Guidelines

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

US Dollar weakens.

Low standard of living

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Goodbye cruel world."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'