Recession Navigator Prints

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'Tough times call for tough decisions...though decisions need to be made by tough decision-makers...tough decision-makers need rewarding - so it's business as usual, gents!'

'Crisis'

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Wall Street Couch

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Economy.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

White House Garage Sale.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

Made in China.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Try not to worry.

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"