Recess Fun T-Shirts

"Never play on the monkey bars after peanut butter and jelly day."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Court's in recess!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Fine. And you?'

Office Park

Teddy Bear

I miss recess!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Sticking out tongue

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Bell ringer.

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

'Cloud fight!'

"You'll need this stick."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."