Recess Champion Prints

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Court's in recess!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Office Park

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

I miss recess!

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Bell ringer.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Your library book is overdue.

'I remember when you were this high!'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

Congratulations for giving up smoking

No smoking initiative.

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

Shouting.

'I know how you feel, kiddo. Recess is pretty rare when you reach the grade I'm in.'

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

"I'm trying to kick the habit."

'In school your favourite subject was 'recess'. You might make a good congressman.'

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

'The financial crisis is really affecting young people.'

'I want to help you with your resolution to lose 25 pounds! You can't watch TV until you can fit through the doorway to the family room.'

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.