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'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Sloaney Pony.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

A DIY disaster.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Moving in

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Hoxton map.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'