Receiving Inheritance Mugs

'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Your father and I have decided to invest your inheritance money - on the 2:30 at Haydock Park.'

'Someday, Son, you'll probably reject all this.'

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

She's leaving me all her money.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"He left you ten million each. Goodness knows what he did with the bulk of it!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'