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'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

'After reading Dad's will, I guess we're all wishing he had spent more time at the office.'

'And now, for the big surprise.'

"I hear he came into some money."

'My magician uncle left it to me in his will.'

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

'Don't spend it all at once.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'My fee is 1 of your fortune. And now - I see an inheritance of 5 million dollars coming your way.'

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

'I earned my money the old fashioned way. I inherited it.'

'There's one other thing. Your Aunt left you this, it's a nasty aftertaste.'

"The meek shall inherit the earth and all applicable taxes."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Contest of wills.