Receiving A Promotion Mugs

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

I like you and I like your company!

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"I need to clone myself."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Killer Executive Suits.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Others will fight for you

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'