Rebuilding After Disaster Gifts

Japanese disaster

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

She - Interpreter - He.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Wallpapering 4

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'We need to twerk.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

Japan-Reconstruction

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Home Improvement Section...

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

It's Who We Are.

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'