Rebellious Youths Mugs

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

ASBOs

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Sorry, Mr Wilkins, no hard feelings - but from your CV I don't think you would be right for this company.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Whatever