Rebellious Learner Prints

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Computer Class.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"This is quite a surprising discovery." "Then write it up for 'The Journal of Surprising Discoveries'."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

Booger-Boy Scandal 3: 'Oh for the love of...Detention again?! What for this time Danae?'

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."