Rebellious Historian Prints

Egads. When played backwards these say things like,listen to your higher power and,respect your parents.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Question authority"

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Banksy

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

The Corn Law Charter

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Useless-memory lane

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

Ancient man

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word