Rebellion Realist Mugs

NIC-O-TEEN.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

COVID Devotion

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Recession

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

US Dollar weakens.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"