Rebel In Retirement Mugs

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hipster Police Department

Wearing bras in 2020.

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'I'm still stressed out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'