Rebel Decorator T-Shirts

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

I did it my way.

"Surprise!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

A new meaning in the Roman

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'Underground cartoonist'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Snowglobe In Summer

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

Easter Island Decorating

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Where the wild things do graffiti

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Santa Sucks

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

"I wanted a gazebo."

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

US Army Knife.

Christmas in jail.

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

"Go get me a visualiser! I'm thinking market meltdown, I'm thinking bail-out suspension!"