Reasoning Rebels Prints

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Question authority"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Bertrand Russell

David Cameron and Europe

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

School Boundries.

"Stop fact checking my story."

Brain versus Religion.

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."