Reasonable Thinker Pillows

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'The Questioner'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'