Realization Moment Pillows

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

The Final Selfie

'My life coach traded me.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

The Solution!

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Scientific Tea.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Who am I kidding?

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

"I'm having a dry January...Dry Martini, dry sherry, dry gin..."

Resolutions.

"Everything on my bucket list was canceled out by my new year's resolutions."

"Good News! It's today again!"

"My new years resolution is to stop belittling others...hang on and I'll ask mister two-fries-short of a Happy Meal, what his is."

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"So! - I have been talking to a brick wall all these years...!!"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

This yoga class is making me take a fresh look at myself. And? � How are you feeling? Middle-aged.

A surprisingly challenging resolution. This year my resolution is to leave well enough alone.

"My resolution is to not set myself up for failure."