Reality Tv Shows Prints

'Not an island -- the poor sap was voted off Ireland!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

A couple decides what to watch.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'