Reality Tv Fans Mugs

A couple decides what to watch.

"You'll have to pick a toy. I can't get you on 'Survivor'"

Police film evidence

"Both of us! When did you start dual evictions?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

America's funniest election gaffes

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'