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'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

"This should knock up the viewing figures!"

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

' ... and the person with the most votes to do the washing up is... '

'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

'You are a disgrace to the celebrity profession. I sentence you to three years in reality TV shows.'

I don't know why they say TV killed the art of conversation...it's all we ever talk about!

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police film evidence

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

TV and cleaner

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'