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'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

'I'm a celebrity . . . you Jane . . .'

"This should knock up the viewing figures!"

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

' ... and the person with the most votes to do the washing up is... '

Two Tribes

'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

'You are a disgrace to the celebrity profession. I sentence you to three years in reality TV shows.'

I don't know why they say TV killed the art of conversation...it's all we ever talk about!

Reality TV dinners.

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"If you could be a reality star, who would you be?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

Police film evidence

"True crime meets reality TV"

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."