Reality Rebel Prints

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Your place or mine?'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Dating the efficiency expert.

A souped up car...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"It's improv night."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Cowpunk

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

The oldest swinger in town.

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."