Reality Ponderer Prints

"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"

'Are you sleeping all right?' - 'Yes, but I keep dreaming I'm awake.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

The Origins of Everything

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.