Reality Blender Prints

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

Black hole setting

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Truth

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Pub Kendo.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

First O.M.G. church.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'It's a selfie.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Cowpunk

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

Diplo