Real Estate Whisperer Mugs

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Duplass Brothers

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

Ukraine War Clouds

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Are you hiding something from me?'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"My hunch is heads will roll."

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Always stick to the script.

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'