Real Estate Visionaries Mugs

Offering a builder a lease on a mountain.

Water is discovered on the moon....

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'This is close enough.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

House building chart (like steps).

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"We need a brownfield site."

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Loans. Why do you want to open a florist shop? I've always wanted to stop and sell the roses!