Real Estate Maven Prints

'Property investment? Good grief, I'm not THAT clever!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

40 Wall St - For the I.R.S./For Lenders

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

'Let's not get too carried away.'

'Forget it, it's just another form of pyramid selling.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

The Cattle show Week.

Vaccine hurdles

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Where does it hurt?'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

I have a dream.

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