Real Estate Hunting Prints

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I love the exposed brick."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We'll take it!'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Starter Homes

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Realty. Remember

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."