Real Estate Comic Fan Mugs

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Mouse real estate!

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'Is the fire included?'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.