Reaganomics Explorer Pillows

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Lumbar support animal

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Choice hellhole

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

The Truth

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Religion & Economics.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Brick and Mortar

"Just my luck."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Middle Eastern Crisis.

Descartes's Demon

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"Of course it would be a different story entirely if we could extract crude oil from stem cells."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

Cobden Forces Disraeli to Adopt Free Trade

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

'All these conferences look the same.'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."