Reading Romance Pillows

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Life is for the birds.

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

So Close..

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Cow in love'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."