Reading Political Blogs Mugs

I'll have a scone, and some answers. Pardon? My husband's infatuated with Biden. He reads all the political blogs and polls, and can't stop talking about the race. How come he no longer looks at me the way he looks at Biden?! Man crush.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

John F. Kennedy

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Campaign 2016

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Projecting Obama

An Arm and a Leg.

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

The National Conversation Starts Here

Filmed in Supermarionation

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"Honestly, I hadn't intended to become a congressman, but it was the only job I qualified for in the prison's work-release program."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'

Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American

'Poor chap's really embarrassed...a blogger blew the lid on all the sexual antics and affairs in top management,and he wasn't even mentioned!'

"Due to the expenses involved with making our schools more resistant to mass shootings, we re forced to make large cuts in teacher pay and benefits...and you will be required to carry this glock 9mm...."

Wormhole Aliens Killed Sandra Bland

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

Has the Left Lost the Working Class?

X Brazil

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'