Reading Mystery Mugs

'Can you believe it, Watson? Man-eating lesbians right here in Baker Street!'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

"I said slime."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'