Reading Motivator T-Shirts

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"I think I can". (train)

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Live, laugh, love

Carrot & nose on sticks.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Every Day is a Gift

'How long have I worked here? Since the day they threatened to fire me.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"I'd like to be more of a leader than a follower."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

Chicken soup books.

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

Learning Curve

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

A worrying future