Reading Hobbyist Prints

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"