Reading Fine Print Prints

'Yes, we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

I note you've made a claim on your fire and theft policy.

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Don't forget to read the small print.

Fine Print Letters

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Aways read the small print.

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

Shipping contract.

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

Contract Mouse Trap

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"