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The Story of Oh

Use your imagination.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Sex Section in the Library

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Lover

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."

"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."

Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

50 Shades of Hay

! Menu. Menu with Erotic Illustrations.

"One day I'll find my kindhearted sadomasochist..."

'Not smutty enough for me.'

'Do you have 'Fifty Shades of Grey' in large print?'

The red room of pain.